every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
the things jon hamm did for 30 Rock
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”Happy September 1st, y’all!
do you ever just forget that niall and harry only have a 10th grade education
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow